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December 5, 2017  

Paintball Dynamite Ep 28 Once More Unto The Breach

Welcome back to Paintball Dynamite. This episode we confront the antagonist of the story from last weeks episode. I bring in Alans from Mapo Shade Parm to defend himself against my telling of our interaction. Furthermore we meet an unsavory friend of mine with bad intentions. Later in the episode we hear from an employee of GI Sportz who is going to give up dirt on what shady stuff goes down at the factory. I had to scramble his voice to protect his identity. We attempt to play a game of paintball song parodies, and later we play a tumultuous game of What Gun Rules the World! 

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November 28, 2017  

Paintball Dynamite Ep 27 Rory Comes Again

Welcome back fans of this bullshit show! I appreciate you sticking around after a gap in the show last week. I bring you one of my favorite guests, Rory Davis. We finally discuss the events of our scenario at Maple Shade Farm, play a new game that is somehow unique and different from Price Is Right, and then we play an awesome game of What Gun Rules the World. The show goes off track early, but I'm very happy with how it turned out. Oh and Rory nearly dies! Check it out and enjoy.

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November 21, 2017  

The Non Episode

Hey everybody. I've been really sick for the past week, so no episode this week. This short clip kind of explains what's going on and a few incidental things here and there. I should have a new episode next Tuesday. Thank you.

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November 14, 2017  

Paintball Dynamite Ep 26 Matt O’Neil - Yelling Myself Awake

Welcome back to Paintball Dynamite. I'm sitting down again with Matt O'Neil to give our stupid opinions the items released at World Cup. We discuss what we think looks awesome and what we think is total garbage. Later we get into the kind of music we listen to before we go play paintball and I ask you the listener to send in some music you enjoy that gets you amped up to go play. Maybe listen to some of our picks, get hype and play some paintball. 

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November 7, 2017  

Paintball Dynamite Ep 25 Chris - Recounting the Future Before Yesterday

If you enjoyed Episode 20 with Chris, then definitely check this one out. The official World Cup episode with me and paintball "expert" Chris! We recorded this a week before World Cup but it's being released two days after it ends. So we give our predications / tell you what happened at the event. Furthermore, we get into some paintball controversy. The stickiest wicket of all, Mike from TechPB. I try to stay unbiased as I tell Chris the winding road that is Mike Phillips and I get his take on it. This is another long episode, full of us being jackasses. I hope you enjoy it as much as I did recording it. 

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October 31, 2017  

Paintball Dynamite Ep 24 Alan The Kid Rock of Paintball Podcasting

Bringing back the fun with Alan Williams. We sit down outside, at night, in a place where people have been murdered to talk paintball, pretentious cigars, and play Would You Rather? Later we explore my hatred for patronizing paintball memes and play a quick game of What Gun Rules the World? I'm dubbing this the Unedited Episode because I did not cut anything from the show, which gave it a very scary live element. I stuck to my word and didn't cut any slurs or offensive accents. Enjoy!

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October 24, 2017  

Paintball Dynamite Ep 23 Solo Cholo

This episode of Paintball Dynamite just features me, so strap in. More than any other episode I try to be helpful and give you tips on how to prevent injury and how to prepare for events. I also discuss upcoming World Cup and give my predictions on who I think is going to take it. I do have some fabulous sponsers this episode. Don't forget to check out www.chloroformtoyourdoorordorm.com and of course that amazing looking horror film Easter Bunny's Revenge, this time the eggs color you, with blood!!!!!! 

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October 17, 2017  

Paintball Dynamite Ep22 Kiren - Flying Face First Into a Rock Wall

Get strapped in for another episode of Paintball Dynamite, this time with new guest Kiren and third time guest Ellie. We address our rise in popularity in Indiana, home of the best methamphetamines in the union. Part of the way through we get to know Kiren and get hyped for an upcoming scenrio event at Southern Maryland Paintball and try to decipher their plans for the game. What Gun Rules the World explores what it would be like to have a gun battle on the Pacific Coast Highway! Let's break some bones!

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October 10, 2017  

Paintball Dynamite Ep21 Rory The Racist Drug Addict

Rory is my best friend, and that's something you'll learn from this episode of Paintball Dynamite. We also learn that Rory doesn't know what this show is called despite this being his third time on the show. There's an upcoming scenario at Maple Shade Farm coming up called Glowing Skulls. We go over what to expect from that event, and we'll do a recap shortly after the actual date. Oh and we build a scenario! We had a good time recording it and it turned out really funny. I hope you enjoy it. 

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October 3, 2017  

Paintball Dynamite Ep20 Chris - PB Max and Me

A revolutionary episode of Paintball Dynamite! For all the people out there who wanted forty minutes of me talking about the Dye DSR and the Shocker XLS, this is the episode for you. The episode starts with me solo, but then my buddy Chris comes on over Skype and tells funny stories and we turn the show upside down. Maybe the funniest episode yet. We create some great new slogans that the paintball community is free to use. We also play a pre-historic game of What Gun Rules the World? Don't forget to check out our sponsor www.daisiestoyourdoor.com 

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